Monday, March 14, 2011

أنا مع السلاح

yesterdaie [march14-1] there was a demonstration.
they wanted lebanese civilians to be disarmed. they were all chaniting NO to السلاح -- and technically, that might be valid. but todaie, i had an epiphany. you see. i want a gun. and i don't want to fight israel with it. i want it to be totallyموجه إلى الداخل ..
if i come across a car on reverse in a roundabout, i want to shoot it. if someone tells me they will be back in five minutes then come back tomorrow, i want to shoot it. if my internet remains this slow, i want to find the one responsible and shoot it. when the grocery store in front of my place uses my parking space as its own, i want to shoot it. when the electrical current goes off and annihilates the 0.5MB download that has been taking forever anyways, i want to shoot it. you see, i probably want to shoot you too. i want to go 7 ايار on every it that needs one. i want to shoot everything. because this is SO not ok.

5 comments:

yAs! said...

ahlan habibi
mouchta2lak ana

yAs! said...

that being said
ive asked around

and if you get in contact with the right people
you can get a gun for about 50$

gotta love your country

رأفت said...

do *we* know who the right people are?

yAs! said...

*we* can ask if *we* want to

J said...

I concur. Perhaps if we purchase two firearms we'll get a discount??